Bonsoir Biatches! This'll be my photography exibitng thing-suave, owing to the fact that I know longer care for DA, as it landed me in a whole load of trouble, owing to my crimes against humanity. Thats right ladies and gentlemen...I raped a Dolphin. Well, it was actually a porpoise but a blowholes a blowhole to me. That whale in the Thames last year? That was me, dumped the bastard right in there. Save the Whale? Yeah alright send them over here I'll save them.
Just so you know, I'm not actually into fish sex. More photography, writing, pool, making comics with my mate Mike, video games and making music.
"Nooo, the last time you made me pie, I cut into it, with ma tiny pie cutter, and a million birds flew out, pecking me in the eys and the temples"... me mothers homecooking ladies and gents
In the words of Moses...
OK, I went up the mountain and got these commandments, ok
1. Shut the hell up
2. No I can't do anything about the sun
3. We're out of Aero's, there are none left, they're all gone, stop asking
4. If we pass any billboards, don't fucking read them out
5. Anyone caught listening to Lynard Synard is going to get one big Barry-bitch-slap
6. Did someone take my Polo's? Whoever did then its good that Jesus is gonna die for your sins cos otherwise God is gonna be pissed, and your going to hell.
7. My chalk broke, so your going to have to make up some rules of your own
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